I Promised I Wouldn’t Tell, But…
When my husband and I merged families we ended up with two boys the same age. I’ll call them Phinias and Ferb. I promised Ferb I would never post this story, but my deadline is looming and he pulled...
View ArticleThe Wicked Witch of the Wedding
I’m sitting at my desk looking at a picture of myself at our son, Phinias’, wedding. It’s reminded me of the scary tale of The Wicked Witch of the Wedding —– One day a child announces they plan to...
View ArticlePass the Grave…er, I Mean Gravy, Please?
I’ve just walked in our house, home from a visit with our daughter in Philadelphia. I had great hopes that in a six-day period something Crazie enough would come up to post on my blog. The...
View ArticleButter Gall
I like to try new things and this week was no exception. Okay, I really don’t like to try new things and this week was no exception. My grandson and daughter-in-law invited my husband and I to go...
View ArticleI Can’t Believe She Threw Me Under The Bus
I took a drive to Crazie Town last week to visit my Aunt Betty Lou in her nursing home. Every few months her facility schedules a family care meeting. It’s an opportunity for them to explain how their...
View ArticleThis Game Called Spoons
I survived the family vacation, but I’m not sure I can say the same for my nephew’s kids. When he and his wife arrived with their four, very well behaved, little girls they looked something like this....
View ArticleI’b Been Sick Wid a Code
I feel really guilty for not posting to my blog for two weeks, but I’b been sick wid a code. And since I’ve had nothing to do but lie around thinking about ways to make myself more miserable I’m going...
View ArticleHow did I get my skis in that position and I didn’t know my legs could do that
I’ve written before about my travel adventures and how, just maybe, I’m not the most fun travel companion you’ll ever come across. For example there’s Neckties, Nausea and Nudists and Karma’s a Bitch,...
View ArticleMy Husband is Trying to Kill Me in His Sleep
Recently, my loving Husband has taken up the habit of trying to kill me in his sleep. Not in my sleep, in his sleep. Trust me, I’m not doing a lot of sleeping right now. It started a few months ago...
View ArticleMath is Hard [insert whining voice]
After several horrible months in our teeny-tiny apartment, we have finally purchased a home. Because I’m not confident of my ability to make any logical decisions right now — for example; I took the...
View Article